Joke: Onestone

I know this blog is supposed to be about inspirational quotes only but this joke is funny so I had to post it. Just this once let me deviate please?

There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So namedbecause he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone notto call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "Ifanyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day ayoung woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." Hejumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made loveto her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, untilBlue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Yearswent by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman namedYellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. YellowBird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was over joyed when she saw Onestone. Shehugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love toher all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story??

OH, come on..take a guess!

Think about it.
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And the moral is...




...You can't kill two birds with one stone!