30 June 2008, Monday Blues

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.

Helen Keller

28 June 2008, Determined

Determination gives you the resolve to keep going in spite of the roadblocks that lay before you.

Denis Waitley

24 June 2008, TV addict right now..

Things don't go wrong and break your heart so you can become bitter and give up. They happen to break you down and build you up so that you can be all that you were intended to be.

Charles 'Tremendous' Jones

23 June 2008, Monday Blues

Every man stamps his value on himself... man is made great or small by his own will.

J.C.F. von Schiller

22 June 2008, Home Sweet Home

You cannot tailor make the situations in life but you can tailor make the attitudes to fit those situations.

Zig Ziglar

20 June 2008, Wanting to go home

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight.

Helen Keller

19 June 2008, At home

Life is like painting; we dye it with our actions.

Stefen Ng

19 June 2008, My office

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creative.

Charles Mingus

Joke: Body Language

A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands.

Next, the woman points up; the driver points down.
Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch.
Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.

A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all about.

The driver explained, 'The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents. Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her it was going downtown.
Then, she asked if the bus was going pass the milk-farm, and I told her it was going pass the ball-park.'

The passenger interjected, 'Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus?'



The driver continued, she replied 'Oh shit, I'm on the wrong bus!'

:-) Have a nice day!

18 June 2008, My office

Determination gives you the resolve to keep going in spite of the roadblocks that lay before you.

Denis Waitley

17 June 2008, Someone's office

The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind.

Wayne Dyer

17 June 2008, At home

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand -- and melting like a snowflake.

Marie Beyon Ray

16 June 2008, at home

We change the world not by what we say or do, but as a consequence of what we have become.

Dr. David Hawkins

Joke: Onestone

I know this blog is supposed to be about inspirational quotes only but this joke is funny so I had to post it. Just this once let me deviate please?

There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So namedbecause he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone notto call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "Ifanyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day ayoung woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." Hejumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made loveto her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, untilBlue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Yearswent by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman namedYellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. YellowBird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was over joyed when she saw Onestone. Shehugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love toher all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story??

OH, come on..take a guess!

Think about it.
(You're going to love this!)


And the moral is...




...You can't kill two birds with one stone!

09 June 2008, Istanbul

"Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though sometimes it is hard to realize this."

Henry Ford

09 June 2008, Istanbul

Man thrives, oddly enough, only in the presence of a challenging
environment" - L. Ron Hubbard (1950)