09 December 2008, Tuesday Blues..

"If you want peace of mind, stop labeling everything that happens as good or bad."

Andrew Matthews

08 December 2008, after attending wedding dinner

"What unites all beings is their desire for happiness."

Dalai Lama

06 Dec 2008, at BMC

"Before you begin a thing remind yourself that difficulties and delays quite impossible to foresee are ahead. You can only see one thing clearly, and that is your goal. Form a mental vision of that and cling to it through thick and thin."

Kathleen Norris

01 Dec 2008, at home

"Be not afraid of who you are.
Be not afraid of what lies ahead.
Be not afraid to open the door,
and allow your true Self to lead the way."

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

Leo Rosten

14 July 2008, Sleeping Time Soon

Don't be afraid if things seem difficult in the beginning. That's only the initial impression. The important thing is not to retreat; you have to master yourself.

Olga Korbut

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Mahatma Gandhi

10 July 2008, Feeling the pressure..

Improvement begins with I.

Arnold H. Glasgow

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth."

Shira Tehrani

04 July 2008, Office

The best way to predict the future is to create it!

Alan Kay

04 July 2008, TGIF..

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.

Betty Smith

An average person with average talents and ambition and average education, can outstrip the most brilliant genius in our society, if that person has clear, focused goals.

Mary Kay Ash

02 July 2008, Sleepy

Love in the mind sees Love in the world.
Love in the world means Love in the mind.

Joke: Walking the Dog

A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before be cause the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs."

Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

30 June 2008, Monday Blues

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.

Helen Keller

28 June 2008, Determined

Determination gives you the resolve to keep going in spite of the roadblocks that lay before you.

Denis Waitley

24 June 2008, TV addict right now..

Things don't go wrong and break your heart so you can become bitter and give up. They happen to break you down and build you up so that you can be all that you were intended to be.

Charles 'Tremendous' Jones

23 June 2008, Monday Blues

Every man stamps his value on himself... man is made great or small by his own will.

J.C.F. von Schiller

22 June 2008, Home Sweet Home

You cannot tailor make the situations in life but you can tailor make the attitudes to fit those situations.

Zig Ziglar

20 June 2008, Wanting to go home

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight.

Helen Keller

19 June 2008, At home

Life is like painting; we dye it with our actions.

Stefen Ng

19 June 2008, My office

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creative.

Charles Mingus

Joke: Body Language

A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands.

Next, the woman points up; the driver points down.
Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch.
Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.

A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all about.

The driver explained, 'The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents. Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her it was going downtown.
Then, she asked if the bus was going pass the milk-farm, and I told her it was going pass the ball-park.'

The passenger interjected, 'Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus?'



The driver continued, she replied 'Oh shit, I'm on the wrong bus!'

:-) Have a nice day!

18 June 2008, My office

Determination gives you the resolve to keep going in spite of the roadblocks that lay before you.

Denis Waitley

17 June 2008, Someone's office

The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind.

Wayne Dyer

17 June 2008, At home

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand -- and melting like a snowflake.

Marie Beyon Ray

16 June 2008, at home

We change the world not by what we say or do, but as a consequence of what we have become.

Dr. David Hawkins

Joke: Onestone

I know this blog is supposed to be about inspirational quotes only but this joke is funny so I had to post it. Just this once let me deviate please?

There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So namedbecause he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone notto call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "Ifanyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day ayoung woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." Hejumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made loveto her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, untilBlue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Yearswent by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman namedYellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. YellowBird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was over joyed when she saw Onestone. Shehugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love toher all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story??

OH, come on..take a guess!

Think about it.
(You're going to love this!)


And the moral is...




...You can't kill two birds with one stone!

09 June 2008, Istanbul

"Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though sometimes it is hard to realize this."

Henry Ford

09 June 2008, Istanbul

Man thrives, oddly enough, only in the presence of a challenging
environment" - L. Ron Hubbard (1950)